hhhaaai nku...eto na naman ako early dawn finding myself in the airport waiting for my flight for Manila...upang kasab an... dai...hala oi...but wait...di ba si oj man to cya? my friend by accident nga flight attendant sa PAL?
Hmmm...ay okey...so mey flight sya ngaun...soo? aw wla lang gud...gadahum lang gud...basin pa diay...ooops but impernes hah...waiving galore cya naku...ooohhh gosh...ka "Ho 'tia"(emalia fuentes) jud ni glenn oi...sexy body...marami nag sabe gay sha (pwede sad geisha-gwapa nga hapon sa karaang panahon)...pero hala oi...so macho and nice conversationalist sya...from a to z without stepping on my ideologies and biasis...talagang pang sales ang language nya...well...nakukuha yan sa constant training, practice and exposure...
pagdating sa H.O. meeting kaagad...discussions dito...explain dito..chuva chu chu...eclavu...formal effect and intellectual kuno to the max and ang ending...kalandian sa mga boss dahil sa ganda ever ko...haahai...warning nanaman ang ityub oka for not hitting the quota...anyway...pahirapan naman talaga ngaun sir! at least Im eating a piece of slice in my area infested by top 5 banks in the Philippines...ako nga lang ang medium sized bank in uptown Cebu, jusko day! lahat sila goliath while ako si "EVA"o angal ka? hahahaha....
ring...ring...(my phone yan gaga, hinde singsing) yes? (i answered...kinsa pa man diay?) speaking...what? cancelled ang flight? anyway...cge na lang ...so I went ahead to Joy Nostalj...our Corporate Head quarters in Ortigas.(mey condotel ang AUB sa 18th floor for overnight stay)..paso sa lobby...while dragging my trolley...at syempre me konting kimbot para mapansin ng mga male receptionists(yan ay kung mapansin nga ba!!!)..."a sir?...from AUB? kindly proceed to the right info desk for automatic check in"...wow ha...swabe...so i continued my pakimbotkimbot...na hala...it was past 6pm na pala...hala...so i hurried up to my room para makakain na kay gutom ng jud mga bayot oi!!!...before I can stick in the card in my door(laysho) an over shadowing aura at my back is very eminent ( ang mga bakla talaga mey 3rd eye basta eklets) hala... si... si ...si ...OJ!!! hoi...what are you doing here? "I'm always here" don't u know? he replied...Haler!!! I answered...magtatanong ba at ma shock ako kung alam ko lang, oj? and he gave me that death-defying-makalaglag panty-smile...and I continued by saying di ba for AUB officers ang 18th floor? and He replied..."yeah...i know my tito is an officer from AUB I'll be up with him here tonight"...ug nabugnaw ko hala...ang dami ko na sanang plano (harbatin, kitkitin...mu tumbling, etc) di pla pwede kasi relative sya ng co-officer ko...so when I got inside my bed I phoned-in the front desk...hello miss, who's occupying room#1802?...sir its Mr.....can you forward my call to that room?...aaah sir...mey special instruction here that he doesn't want to accept any call starting 7pm...but i insisted, tell him its caloy and its urgent...okey sir just a minute...and I was starting to get nervous...hello(answered the other end) sir ____? yes speaking he replied...sir, si caloy 'to from Cebu...Oh hi! caloy...Im sorry ha kac I'm with my special someone, can we just talk tomorrow------I dropped dead!!! nalimtan ang panihapon ug natulog nga abli ang baba...toinkz...BANGAW!!!!!
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